Monthly Archives: May 2007

Now Hiring: Smashing Pumpkins Attendees

That’s right folks, the Smashing Pumpkins are going to make seeing them a full time job for you and your San Francisco friends during the last 2 WEEKS of July. They are going to play until you ask them to move in or leave. I’m still not sure if I’m reading the calendars correctly. Once [...]

Verbal Assault: Commodus

Commodus, interestingly enough, is etymologically the Latin root for both commodity and commode. I was thinking that it was interesting that the two words are so similar (encouraged by the probable existence of commodity brokers downtown near my work’s office); however, for some reason, it had never occurred to me that the two words had [...]

Caution: Moron Alert

There are lots of super smart people in San Francisco. That doesn’t however, preclude the existence of total morons. For example, the kind of people that on a windy day demonstrate to their friend that pressing a button on their pepper spray does in fact cause chemicals to shoot out of the canister. Also, because [...]