My work just started replacing our sodas with vitamin water and some other “healthy” alternatives. Its not bad stuff, but I’d just like state for the record that the copy-writer for the vitamin water bottle labels deserves a swift kick in the pants. Reading it actually sucks the vitamins out of my brain that the water was intended to replace, and is borderline intellectually insulting for anyone over the age of seven. Thanks, whoever you are copy-writer person, and please go write somewhere private, or at least go beg to get back your mountain dew copy-writing job so I won’t have to see it anymore.
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you could recommend the new Diet Coke Plus. it is fortified with vitamins…
fortified? is there sediment at the bottom?
Vitamin Water is OK, but it has a lot of sugar in it. 150 calories in one bottle, last time I checked. It tastes good but there are better “healthier” things to drink imo.