Well, its seems that Sonny Perdue is pulling out the stops and is bringing in the big guns to solve the drought problem in Georgia. As there is a severe water shortage, throwing water on black cats and mass car washings was unfortunately not a feasible option; in addition, all dancing with the intent of causing rain has also been discouraged, in the event that it may cause divine anger and prolong the draught.
Personally, I’m a little saddened by the fact that Sonny is being so short-sighted by not following the lessons of the old proverb “give a man a fish and he can eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he can eat for a lifetime.” If divine providence does bring down the rain, aren’t they going to have to pray again next year? Wouldn’t it have been more prudent to pray that the global warming problem be solved? Why not pray that all the living species on the earth can live happily without water? Or what about a giant magical rain-making machine that could not only solve the Georgia drought problem but also provide additional income for the state through renting it to other states in need of rain? Come on Sonny, think ahead!
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hey what you talking about you pinko hippy? Sonny is a man of god.
Actually, I prefer heliotrope hippy.
well it worked. we got rain and lots of it last night
Well, I guess I stand corrected. And damned. I still say the longer term request would have been more prudent though.